More random conversations

*cue in 11:24PM on the assignment due day*
- Aha! Suck my right ball, bitch!
- Now there's how you know Ovesea is stressed out...

Some algorithmic thinking

*cue in "My Baby You" by Mark Anthony*

- How can he use his laptop to jerk off?
- Online porn?! - *sigh* - You watch porn too...
- No I don't.
- Lies!
- No I don't!
- You see, my sister said that it's biological... for guys. Like, they've gotta...
- Well.. I just.. don't need porn! I have a very vivid imagination! :)
- .... OMG, I'm sorry I asked! - *disgusted with topic*
- What, girls jerk off too. You do it.
- Erm, no I don't.
- You said you do.
- Ack, when?
- A while ago, I dunno...
- Ugh, well, actually I was apparently confused as to what it is... for girls. So I actually don't!
- Explain me, what is the difference between what it is and what you thought it was!
- Uerrruu.... - *pause* - Well, how do you define "jerking off"?

Open up Google:

"Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm."

- So, orgasm. You see, I never really gotten to one... Plus, I figured it's pretty pointless so I stopped a while ago.
- Oh.... Lemme give it a try!
*hysterical laughter*
- No! You shall stay away from... - *pause and read the definition again* - my "sexual organs"!!!

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